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Match report for Palace vs Red Cards

Match report for Summer Palace vs Red Cards, Sat 29th October 2011, Chaoyang Stadium (old pitch)
It would seem fitting that on the 29th of October, palace found itself playing a night game on the dimly lit, some would say spooky, old field at the Chaoyang Sports Center.  An eerie mist hung over the field during a vigorous warm-up that left some (Gio) short of breath.  The late arrivals joined an ample crowd of around six in watching the opening minutes of the game.  Although Palace enjoyed most of the possession at first, we only managed a few looks at goal and none were truly threatening.  Making matters worse, the red cards were not ready to capitulate so early and showed real menace for about 15 seconds, which was all it took for a neat pass to find a streaking forward who belted a brilliant ball over Jason, who had to that point been merely a spectator.  In response, palace turned up the pressure.  After making some substitutions, Palace began a renewed attack that put the Japanese on their heels for the remainder of the half. So it was, Palace 1-0 down at the half-time whistle.
The second half began with more droves of attacking from Palace.  Red Cards were doing all in their power to stave off the determined palace forwards, at points wasting time simulating injuries.  The equalizer finally came when an on form Ben Roberts put a ball into the middle.  Lee Russell came to meet the ball and volleyed it off the post.  Fortunately the rebound fell to him and he stuck it in the back of the net, after which he promptly celebrated by sprinting back to his own side and then accepting high fives.  It then seemed that Red Cards would be happy to end on a tie as they didn’t seem interested in a go ahead goal as much as wasting the rest of regulation. Giovanni changed the equation with 15 minutes to play when, following Kieran outflanking the Japanese defence from the right, he took possession of the ball in the penalty area and showed us a tricky finish which sliced under the keeper.  Lee R celebrated the Italian’s beautiful goal by running off by himself and having a geriatric fit.  Red Cards finally seemed to show some urgency, and managed some probing attacks, but left themselves open when good defence yielded a counter that started by Jim So. His lobbed pass send Amir to run free towards the goal, who, instead of “shooting like [he] should have” passed the ball to Lee Russell for a tap in goal. Final score: 3-1 for Palace.
After the game, a large gathering made their way to Luga’s where they voted while watching the English premiership (and memorable Arsenal vs Chelsea).  It looked as though Giovanni would take both man and donkey honors, but Lee Russell eventually got Man with 5 votes (Gio with 4), and Giovanni walked away with the Donkey on 6 votes earned primarily for his manful attempts to fit his posterior under the fence at training on Wednesday.
Good Game, Good Goals, Good God get the man some cheesecake
(a report from Lee Russell)
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G6: Palace vs Celtics

Palace,
Well done to those involved last Saturday when we got a well-deserved win against the Japanese from Red Cards. A match report for this game will follow soon, Lee Russell is writing it up. In the meantime you can have a look at the attached Excel spreadsheet that summarizes our season so far.
This coming week-end we are playing Celtics, who among the title contenders. We can expect a tough game as usual when we play them. The match is scheduled for Saturday 5th November, kick off at 12 noon, the venue is Chaoyang Stadium (on the new pitch).
Who is available? Reply ASAP and don’t forget to attend training this Wednesday (8-10 pm at the Lido). We should have a good session this week.
Also, if you fancy a game of  5-a-side, and especially if you cannot make it to training on Wednesday, please make an effort to play 5′s. Their next game is tomorrow evening , Tuesday 1st of November, 8PM kick off at Chaoyang PARK. Please contact Jason Crawford if you want to play tomorrow.
That’s all for now,
Patrick
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G5: FCFC vs Kozo

BOOYA,
Game this Sunday Lido pitch 12:00pm vs Kozo Japan.
Let’s bury them and continue our unbeaten run!
Please RSVP NOW
Thanks,
Philippe
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G4: Summer Palace vs Red Cards is on

Ok lads,
Our league match this weekend is confirmed. We are playing Red Cards, at Chaoyang Stadium, this Saturday, kick off6pm, 1800 hours.  Please confirm availability by Thursday afternoon.
Red Cards always give their best shot against us, so it is sure to be a competitive match.
I especially asked for a late kick off so Amir can shake off his hangover and Lee’s weekly stray cat has time to go home for her milk. Also, it may mean some of the coaches can play?  Actually 6pm is the only free time and even then we are not on our usual pitch, but directly west of the main stadium. Arrive by the same entrance.
I suppose it does mean you can go out on Friday, but don’t end up in hospital. Better still, why don’t you save yourself for an impromptu Palace night out directly after the game. Beer, food, more beer then Lattee… it is Halloween after all.
See you at training tonight and earn your place on the team!
Hit reply now and tell me yes or no …
Get involved!
Pikey
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G5: Summer Palace vs Red Cards

Hi Lads,
It looks like we’ll be playing our league match vs Red Cards this Saturday at Chaoyang Stadium. The exact time is to be confirmed, but this is advance warning.
So don’t make plans for nights out involving Wudaokao, souju, mcdonalds+taxis+hospitals, milk, milf, or whatever other debauchery you may get up to on any other Friday night!!
I will follow up with the team call to arms and more details soon.
Aaron, great match report, but I hope the reference to a certain ‘milf’ was a spelling mistake and not a Freudian slip.
Thanks,
Pikey
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Match report for Summer Palace vs Lao Hu

Match Report for Summer Palace vs Lao Hu Inter played on Saturday 22nd October, Chaoyang Stadium
On a hazy saturday morning where the smoke (and effects) from the Wudaokou Korean BBQ night still lingered in the Beijing sky, only 6 guys (and a lady) were present half an hour before kickoff. However, the smoky skies meant that sunscreen wasnt needed for the midday game as Ben rightly said, ‘the pollution will do the job’. Nevertheless, the remaining players arrived in time and Palace was able to field a good 11 against a youthful Lao Hu side, whose starting 11′s average age seem to be half that of Palace’s.
The game started with Lao Hu using their speed and agility to move the ball around and across looking to penetrate any gaps in the Palace defense. Lao Hu dominated majority of the possession but could find no way through the well drilled and organised Palace team. They were restricted to the occasional long shots from outside the area, and tested Jason on 2 occassions, who pulled off first a brilliant diving save from a swerving dipping shot which bounced right in front of him. The 2nd on was equally as brilliant, saving from a first time shot by Lao Hu’s star midfielder as it threatened to dip right under the bar. It wasnt all one way traffic though as Palace threatened through the indomitable, undestructible Olly as he gave the Lao Hu centrebacks a very hard time. On a blistering Palace couterattack, Lee Russell managed to beat their centreback and goalkeeper only to see his shot hit the post.
The 2nd half was a diffferent story though as Lao Hu turned up the tempo as Palace started to show their age. However, Lao Hu’s very talented midfielders found it difficult to get past Palace’s gritty midfielders and anything that went through were either efficiently swept up by the defense or kept out by Peter’s ‘stylish’ sliding tackle technique. On the few occassions they managed to fashion up chances, they just could not find an answer to Jason ‘Great American Wall of China’, who sealed the draw for us with a point blank last minute save from 5 metres out.

So 0-0 was the final score, possibly the first time a Palace’s game ended without a goal being scored.

Following tradition, the guys (and a lady) proceeded to Luga’s where discussions were dominated not about the game, but about cheeses, sausages and milk? Nevertheless, MOTM was awarded to Jason Dorey for his goalkeeping heroics (after a close battle with Olly and Peter) while Lee Russell was voted Donkey (by a distance) for his involvement in ‘milf’ and ‘shoes’?? Lee sportingly downed a shot of milk, along with the B52 after that, to ‘celebrate our tie’
Aaron
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G10: Summer Palace vs Lao Hu Inter

Palace,
We have a league game this weekend, and a tough one!
We’ve managed to re-arrange a fixture so that we could play Lao Hu Inter this weekend in replacement on the originally fixture against Red stars.
This game is now scheduled for this Saturday, the 22nd of October, kick off is at 12 (noon), be at the pitch at 11:30am at the latest. Beware of the bad traffic on YaoJiaYuan Lu, take enough time to arrive on time, thanks.
So, who is available? Please answer ASAP
Patrick
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G4: FCFC vs Fortuna

City,
Game this Sunday vs Fortuna 2pm Lido Pitch. please let me know if you are available NOW!
Let’s capitalize on that great performance last weekend and steam roll the Fortuna boys.
Cheers,
Philippe
PS: Make sure you make it on Friday for Wudaokou BBQ! 8pm
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Match report for Palace vs Azzurri

Match report for Summer Palace vs Azzurri, Sunday 16th October 2011, Lido
Sunday found the boys from Palace preparing to face what promised to be a tough team in the Italian Azzurri.  The warmups saw Ben Roberts asking questions of sunscreen, and from the kickoff his teamates began asking more pertinent questions of the Azzurri defense.  Pressing wing play finally paid off when Jochen found the back of the net on a good lay-off from Ian Crouch.  More good play from the opposite wing led to another great goal from Jochen and a 2-0 advantage at the half.
Play resumed after Ben Roberts finished signing autographs for some fans of the Hellboy movies and momentum stayed with our side as Ian Crouch scored his first goal in his first appearance.  His blistering pace proved too much for the outmatched Italian fullbacks, and Crouchies strike stuck like a dagger in the fading Italian hopes.  Amir then put in a very well placed top corner goal to end any real doubt.  Eager to add to the tally, Lee Russell found himself free with only the keeper to beat but ended up tasting only rubber shavings and shame as he took a spill.  Shortly thereafter Lee R again found himself in front of goal and he remained on his feet to finish from Ian Crouch’s perfectly weighted lofted pass.  Jim So then found himself one on one near the corner flag and dove twice, the second time in the box where he earned a penalty.  Jochen rose to the occasion, netting his third and encouraging further comparisons to Gerd Muller.  The last course of this goal feast was served when Amir took the ball near half and cruised majestically past 4 hapless defenders and blasted a shot past the keeper from 20 yards out for his second goal.  Final score: Summer Palace 7 – Azzurri 0
After the game Jochen took the man of the match award with 6 votes (Amir second on 3).
The donkeys of the day were the divers Lee Russell and Jim So (4 and 3 votes, respectively).  Theories of a rooftop sniper or buried landmines are being discussed pending further analysis.  Eyewitness accounts vary.
Lee Russell
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Training Wednesday 8-10pm Lido pitch

Hey guys,
Fantastic results this weekend for both teams!
Training as usual this coming Wednesday: 8pm lido Pitch
See you there
Philippe
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